none.such.

i am all peeves, nothing but pissy.

boy: youre a little nasty, you know.
girl: pot calling the kettle black, dont you think.
boy: uh. what? i put tea in that kettle this morning.
girl: [pause] i dont think were talking about the same kettle.
boy: what difference does the kettle make?
girl: idiomatic tea?
boy: yeah, that stuff that smells good, right? i know what youre talking about.
girl: well, you got the pot part right.

i live in an existential cartoon.